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by the way heres a incredibly funny writing by John Cleese (Monty Python):



Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the"Axis of Evil", Libya,
China and Syria today announced that they had formed the:"Axis of Just as
Evil", which they said would be more evil than that Iran-Iraq-North Korea
axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union Address.
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new group. North
Korean leader Kim Jong-il declared"Not only do they have a really dumb
name, but everybody knows we're the best evil."
Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although
they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil."They told us it was
full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein."This is tradition. In World War II you had Italy, and
Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and only one secret
handshake."
Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what
has become a game of geopolitical chairs: Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced
that they had formed the"Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join
with Uganda and Myanmar in the"Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria,
Indonesia and Russia established the"Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as
Just Generally Disagreeable".
With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the:"Axis of
Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
Olympics".
Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the"Axis of Nations That Are Actually
Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while
Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the"Axis of Countries That
Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick"."That's not a threat,really, just something
we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he
rejected the establishment of the"Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay (Hier wohl Tschad gemeint mit falscher Endung ) denied the charges.
Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them!

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stocksorcerer
<ul> ~ http://www.boersenhausen.de/ubb/Forum8/HTML/005399.html</ul>

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-->Nämlich, daß das von John Cleese stamme. Das Gerücht läßt sich auch nicht mehr aus der Welt schaffen und ist mithin ein gutes Beispiel dafür, wie einmal ausgestreute Gerüchte ein Eigenleben entwickeln können.

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Author's note: Strangely enow, this SatireWire story lately has been zipping around the 'Net attributed to John Cleese. That's flattering and funny and all, but now I'm getting so many emails asking who"really" wrote it that it will make my life easier to nip it here. I apologize for any disappoinment, but the story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002, and was subsequently published in several major newspapers, including this version still available at The Washington Post. So that's the deal. All the best -- Andrew.
<ul> ~ ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL</ul>

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-->Auf dieser Seite http://www.snopes.com gibt es auch sonst noch viel lesenswertes.
<ul> ~ John Cleese and the Axis of Just as Evil</ul>