-->by: cooter_bayou (Yahoo-Boards)

"Da udder day I stops by da Delta Downs Race Track an Casino da udder day in Vinton. I lefts dere wit a smile an a chucklin. First off I wons sum beer money an I also rememba wat happin to da Missus at da race track las year.

Da Missus is da teacher's aide fo da element'ry skool whar she helps wit da firs grad'rs. Well las year dey took all da firs an da secon graders on da field trip ta da race track ta tour da horse bawns. As da mornin progressin, da childrens needs ta go ta da res'room. So one of da udder teachas took da girls to da res'room while da Missus took da boys to dere res'room an den she stoods outside by da door. Afta a few moments, sum of da little firs grad'r boys comes back outside xplainin dat dey couldn'ts reach da urin'ls an axed da Missus if she could please help? Reluctantly da Missus went inside an held each of da little boys off da floor whiles helpin wit dere aim. Upon pickin da last little guy off da floor and aimin him, she couldn'ts help but notice dat dis little boy wuz much betta endow'd den his classmates. Curious, da Missus axed if he wuz a secon grad'r. Da little guy respond'd,"No Madam, I works here, I'm ridin Thunder in da fifth race."

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