-->George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at the Capitol Grill
restaurant. A waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is
young and very attractive.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies,"I'll have the heart-healthy
salad."

"Very good, Sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks,"And what do
you want, Mr. President?"

Bush answers,"How about a quickie?"

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says,"I'm shocked and disappointed
in you! I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was
committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

Cheney leans over to Bush and says,"Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche'."