| INTERVIEW WITH A DAY TRADER
 THE DAILY RECKONING
 
 PARIS, FRANCE
 
 WEDNESDAY, 1 AUGUST 2001
 
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 *** What happened to the Pink Slip parties?... Annus
 Horribilis takes a breather... Dow up big on feeble news...
 
 *** 3 cheers for the American consumer... Greenspan puts
 the pedal to the metal...
 
 *** Wall Street's new"Honor Code" - ummm, okay...Congress
 wants a piece of the action... and more.
 
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 ***"Wasn't it just yesterday we were celebrating the
 arrival of the Pink Slip Party as a new rite of passage?"
 asks Money.com's Ilan Polyak. Regardless, Americans'
 spending outpaced their personal income in June, according
 to a Commerce Dept. report.
 
 ***"Hooray!" shouted investors on the news."Long live the
 American consumer!" The Dow jumped 121 to 10,522... and
 Annus Horribilis took a short break from knocking the wind
 out of the Fed's reflation attempt.
 
 *** Less ebullient, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq each meandered
 into positive space... up 7 points to 1,211 for the S&P;
 the Nasdaq finished nearly 10 points higher at 2,027.
 
 *** I have seen neither hide nor hair from Bill. As you
 know, he left Sunday for a vacation with his family in
 Nicaragua. I had expected him to check in by now, but he
 hasn't...hmnnn...I hope he didn't try to go for another
 early morning swim...
 
 *** Eric too, is putting the final touches on his summer
 soiree, we'll hear from him tomorrow. For now, back to the
 markets...
 
 ***"The consumer is key if there is to be a recovery,"
 Polyak reminds us,"things could go from bad to worse very
 quickly if we were to become a nation of tightwads."
 
 ***"Ordinary Americans are expected to ride to the rescue
 of the economy," writes grantsinvestor.com's Andrew
 Kashdan. But weighted down with record debt... and
 burdensome mortgage levels,"it's getting harder and harder
 for them to get a leg up on the horse."
 
 *** The Federal Reserve reported last week that debt
 service payments, measured as a percentage of disposable
 income, reached 14.35% in the first three months of this
 year... just shy of the 1986 record. At this pace, a
 passive observer might ask, just how exactly is the
 consumer going to save the economy?
 
 
 *** Of course, those figures have left the Fed Chair
 feeling as bereft of despair as a jockey on the finish line
 of his first Triple Crown win."Greenspan waved his little
 hand in the air and another $4 billion of magical dollars
 appeared in banks last week," the Mogambo Guru tells me.
 
 ***"For much of the '80s and '90s, the Fed created money
 far in excess of GDP," says Bill King."The excess
 liquidity flowed into financial assets. Now, M3 growth is
 greater than 14% year over year, but stock returns are
 negative and the economy is receding." Still, analysts
 predict, you can expect another 50-point cut when the Fed
 meets again next month.
 
 ***"Monetary policy has been so promiscuous the past
 decade and a half that we are now at a rare point in
 history," says Dr. Kurt Richebacher."The '30s [were] the
 last time that monetary policy was futile in stimulating
 stocks or the economy."
 
 *** And what of real estate?"Since it has historically
 been a significant percentage of household savings," said
 Indiana Senator Evan Vayh to Chairman Greenspan on July
 24th,"is this a worrisome long-term trend, people drawing
 down their home equity substantially?"
 
 *** Greenspan:"Despite...the significant extraction of
 home equity gains, the level of unrealized capital gains in
 homes continues to rise apace. So it's not a depleting
 asset, if I may put it that way. It could be, but
 fortunately it is not."
 
 ***"Here we go again," says Doug Noland of the Prudent
 Bear,"another dangerous Bubble and another pathetic
 example of either flawed analysis or obfuscation from our
 Federal Reserve Chairman. With the Fed having for years
 studied asset Bubbles, and especially after the bursting of
 the technology Bubble, there is today absolutely no excuse
 for misreading the expanding real estate Bubble."
 
 *** The Mogambo Guru:"Consumer debt has risen beyond 100%
 of income. Layoffs are everywhere. Bankruptcies are rising
 fast. Consumers are seriously tapping into their home
 equity. The derivatives markets are already 300% of total
 global GDP... In short, the excesses of financial stupidity
 that plagued the world in 1929 are beginning to look like
 sobriety in comparison."
 
 *** Annus Horribilis may have taken a short break
 yesterday, but it's a safe bet he'll be back... very soon.
 
 *** Another form of financial stupidity is about to be
 reckoned with as well... or not."Wall Street's New Honor
 Code," says a TIME headline."Analysts got rich promoting
 bubble stocks and IPOs," says the article."Now they say
 they'll come clean." Uh huh.
 
 *** The article also says Congress has kicked off hearings
 to investigate many analysts' conflicts of interest...
 let's see, politicians accusing stock brokers of fleecing
 the public... hmmnn... something funny with this picture?
 
 *** The SEC, too, is getting serious. According to
 Money.com, Laura Unger - the SEC's acting chief - told
 Congress,"[some analysts] sold stocks in their personal
 accounts that they had 'buy' ratings on at the investment
 bank." Now... how can that be? That would be dishonest,
 wouldn't it?
 
 *** Even individual investors are getting snippy about this
 post-bubble mess. Thadeus Wong, a 32-year-old real estate
 broker in Chicago, told the Chicago Tribune he opened a
 million-dollar investment account with Morgan Stanley,
 because they were a reputable company... within 8 months,
 the entire account was wiped out"through buying tech
 stocks, options and shorting securities." Wong filed an
 arbitration claim on July 12th against Morgan Stanley and
 the broker he used there.
 
 *** Boy, what a summer... an epic battle taking shape -
 American Consumer v. The Global Economy... post-bubble
 investor recriminations heating up... Congress getting in
 on the action... the ever-stoic Greenspan pumping away,
 trying to reflate global passion for stocks... quel
 drame... whoever called this the"dismal science" just
 didn't know how to have fun.
 
 
 Addison
 
 P.S. Okay, we're all fans of free speech. While the
 censorship of a few Wall Street analysts probably wouldn't
 inflict any damage on the moral fiber of the nation, for
 the most part, we don't condone the act.
 
 Still, one of the most eloquent and prolific contributors
 to the DR website discussion board has inexplicably begun
 hurling obscenities about like they were candy. To wit, we
 simply ask, please exercise some discretion when using our
 forum. Thank you.
 
 P.P.S. Below... a memorable cab ride during the height of
 the tech bubble...
 
 
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 The Daily Reckoning Presents: A DR Classique originally
 broadcast on October 15, 1999
 
 
 INTERVIEW WITH A DAY TRADER
 By Bill Bonner
 
 
 I left Baltimore last night and took a cab down to Dulles
 Airport in Virginia. The following is the actual
 conversation with the cabdriver. It began as the cab
 crossed the Baltimore beltway, and the driver suddenly
 remarked:
 
 "There are a lot of Russians out here."
 
 Yes, I replied.
 
 "I can spot them."
 
 You mean, you can tell if they are Russian?
 
 "Yeah...I can tell. It's a gift I have."I had two of them
 in the cab yesterday. They were Russians all right. I
 tagged them right away."
 
 I guess you can recognize their accents.
 
 "No...I can tell right away. They don't have to say a
 word."
 
 Hmmm?
 
 "They were agents. Russian intelligence."
 
 How did you know that?
 
 "It's a gift."
 
 Hmmm...
 
 "A lot of them out here. One of them was a double agent.
 Russian intelligence and
 CIA. Or maybe NSA. I wasn't sure.
 
 "There are so many...I get confused sometimes. I see them
 all the time."
 
 You mean, you take them to the airport?
 
 "Sometimes. But I see a lot of them in the mall. A lot of
 double agents too. Whew...a lot of them. Sometimes triple
 agents. I had one guy in the car the other day who was CIA,
 Russian Intelligence and British intelligence.
 
 "He said he was English...but I could tell. They're pretty
 good. All kinds of disguises. No way to tell, unless you
 can tell...heh heh.
 
 "I had one woman on Tuesday. Nice green eyes. Reddish hair.
 And a thick Irish accent. She said she had lived in Ireland
 all her life. Even had an Irish passport. But I could tell-
 Russian Intelligence.
 
 "I haven't had sex in 12 years. Not with woman, child, man
 or beast..."
 
 [I decided to let that pass...]
 
 "Another guy with a southern accent...great accent. Said he
 was from Georgia. Russian intelligence."
 
 Hmmm...there are more than I thought. You can tell just by
 looking?
 
 "Yeah...sometimes I can tell from a picture. I saw a
 picture of Al Gore in `The Washington Post' yesterday.
 British Intelligence. It really struck me. No doubt
 about it."
 
 I would have guessed it. How about Bill Clinton?
 
 "British Intelligence."
 
 And Hillary?
 
 "Ah...British Intelligence. But you see a lot more in her.
 Wiccan. Satanist. Some Muslim. Some Buddhist. She gives off
 a lot."
 
 Wiccan?
 
 "Yeah...she's a witch. Lot of them around too. Especially
 in the suburbs.
 
 "I call them Satanists in suits. Not the same as black
 witchcraft. They're all over the place. Especially in
 Silver Spring [A suburb north of the city]."
 
 [I'm not making this up...honest...]
 
 "I was a Christian. I put leaflets under windshield wipers
 for Operation Rescue [an anti-abortion project]. But I
 didn't want to kill anybody. Went to church every day.
 That's when I got the gift.
 
 "Yesterday they wanted me to train a new driver. He sat in
 the cab with me for five hours while I showed him the
 ropes, you know. Well, I knew. I could just tell. So I
 said, `Okay...I know you're a Satanist. And Russian
 Intelligence.' He said, `Yeah...how'd you know?' It's a
 gift."
 
 What do you think of Jesse Ventura, I asked. [I couldn't
 resist.]
 
 "Don't get me started...The guy is really bad news. I saw
 him on TV.
 
 "Russian Intelligence. How do you like that? And a
 governor! Wiccan. French Intelligence. And military
 intelligence. A little bit of Satanism, too."
 
 I figured as much. What do you think of the stock market?
 [What the heck...maybe Alan Greenspan is a double agent. I
 had to know...]
 
 "Oh...I don't do that any more. I used to be a day trader.
 But I kept losing my money. Then I got compulsive about it.
 I'd stay up every night until 3 a.m. studying the stock
 market. I guess some guys are good at it. Not me. I still
 owe money."
 
 It's a gift, I said.
 
 
 Bill Bonner
 Russian Intelligence
 
 
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