aus Alan Abelson's Kolummne im Barron's vom Sonntag - immer lesenswert und (fast) immer bärisch:

EBITDA = Earnings Before I Tricked Dumb Auditor
EBIT = Earnings Before Irregularities and Tampering
CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer
NAV = Normal Andersen Valuation
EPS = Eventual Prison Sentence (LOL!)

Embezzlement = Veruntreung (extra nachgeschlagen)

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