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Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this the other day after Hu Jintao was named
chief of the Communist Party in China.

HU`S ON FIRST By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office, where National
Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice is talking to the
President.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What`s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That`s what I want to know.
Condi: That`s what I`m telling you.
George: That`s what I`m asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow`s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya` asking me for?
Condi: I`m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I`m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That`s the man`s name.
George: That`s who`s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That`s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General
of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don`t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the
guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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>abgestaubt aus dem w:o Brett ( laut Lesen verbessert die Wirkung )
>Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this the other day after Hu Jintao was named
>chief of the Communist Party in China.
>HU`S ON FIRST By James Sherman
>(We take you now to the Oval Office, where National
>Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice is talking to the
>President.)
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What`s happening?
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
>leader of China.
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>George: That`s what I want to know.
>Condi: That`s what I`m telling you.
>George: That`s what I`m asking you. Who is the new
>leader of China?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: I mean the fellow`s name.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The guy in China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The new leader of China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The Chinaman!
>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>George: Now whaddya` asking me for?
>Condi: I`m telling you Hu is leading China.
>George: Well, I`m asking you. Who is leading China?
>Condi: That`s the man`s name.
>George: That`s who`s name?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the
>new leader of China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
>he was in the Middle East.
>Condi: That`s correct.
>George: Then who is in China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir is in China?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Then who is?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
>leader of China. Get me the Secretary General
>of the U.N. on the phone.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: No, thanks.
>Condi: You want Kofi?
>George: No.
>Condi: You don`t want Kofi.
>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
>a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>Condi: And call who?
>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
>the guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi.
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
>get on the phone.
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>Condi: Rice, here.
>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
>rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the
>guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
>get Chinese food in the Middle East?