-->und Deutschland (aus bekannter Veranlassung) gleich mit:
Arrogantes Pack.
Allerdings vergesse ich nicht und möchte auch darauf hinweisen, dass Millionen Amerikaner, Engländer, Australier, Spanier sich n i c h t an der Seite der vermeindlichen Retter der Welt, Bush, Blair und Co. befinden.
Bitte vergesst das bei aller Kritik am Vorgehen der Kriegslüsternen Agitatoren nicht.
Und vergesst auch bitte nicht, dass dieser menschenverachtende irre Diktator/Mörder aus Bagdad tatsächlich aus dem Verkehr gezogen gehört.
man.
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siehe auch diesen link - da rührt wohl auch das da drunter zusammengetragene her
http://www.lizziegrubman.com/french_military_victories.htm
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irgendwo im Netz aufgelesen:
<font size="4">Cheeseeating Surrendermonkeys </font>
[i][b]"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwarzkopf
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh
"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" -- Hannibal Lecter
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France."The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno
Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. The barman says"That's an real ugly bird you've there. Where did u get it?"
The parrot says"I got it in France... There's millions of 'em there"
The French still need more proof that Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery.
What is a citizen of Paris called?
A Parasite
And why are French streets tree lined?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows. It's never been tried.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The army.
How many gears does a French tank have?
Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
FOR SALE: French rifles... never fired, only dropped once.
Dennis Miller specializes in French humor."The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffl! es in Iraq," Miller says.
"The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies."
That last one is more than a joke. It's shrewd commentary. It captures why the French make such poor allies. When they pulled out of NATO 40 years ago and declared Americans must close down their bases in France, Secretary of State Dean Rusk had a bitterly caustic response:"Should we dig up the graves of American soldiers in Normandy, too, and take them home?"
No French answer was recorded.
"Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." —Jay Leno
"A lot of Americans right now are angry at the French. In Washington, the cafeteria where the members of Congress eat announced that they have changed the name of 'french fries' to 'freedom fries.' Nothing like this has happened since the 1950s when 'russian dressing' changed to 'commie sauce.'" —Conan O'Brien
"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse — they've been repackaged and sold to France." —Craig Kilborn
"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." —Dennis Miller
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." —Dennis Miller
"As you know our Allies of Evil are not being helpful with this Iraqi situation. With all due respect I think President Bush is handling this situation all wrong What Bush should do is send someone the French really respect, like Jerry Lewis." —Jay Leno
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." —Conan O'Brien
"Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?" —Jay Leno
"President Bush has called for the end of the marriage tax calling marriage a 'sacred institution recognized by God and man.' Wow, this guy can't stop slamming the French." —Craig Kilborn
"After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here. Hard to believe they were invaded twice." —Jay Leno
"French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly." —Jay Leno
"Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan. Figures — just like the French to show up after the hard work has been done." —Jay Leno
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