-->"It's crazy how everybody in the country gets into Halloween now. Even President Bush is going trick-or-treating. Yeah, he's going as a one-term president." — David Letterman

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"Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Vice President Dick Cheney before leaving Washington. It was sort of 'Pumping Iron' meets 'Pumping Oil.'

Schwarzenegger is smart meeting with Cheney. Why meet with President Bush when you can talk to the guy who's really in charge." - Jay Leno

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"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part — with a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." — Conan O'Brien

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"Why do they call the miniature versions of candy bars 'fun size'? Wouldn't the entire candy bar be much more fun?

Let's hope this doesn't catch on with corporate America. 'Sorry to hear you go laid off, Bill. But at least you're getting a fun size check from unemployment.'

I don't know whose idea it was to call something smaller, 'fun size,' but I'll bet it wasn't a woman." - Jay Leno

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"You know why Michael Jackson loves Halloween? He gets free delivery right to his door." - Jay Leno