Peter der Große
28.03.2003, 12:48 |
'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADINGThread gesperrt |
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Pancho
28.03.2003, 13:03
@ Peter der Große
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Re: 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING |
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Und da gibts so hübsche Headlines wie America's Running Out Of Supermodels.
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monopoly
28.03.2003, 13:06
@ Pancho
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Re: Es gibt mittlerweile so einige Zeitreisende im Internet ;-) |
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>Ursprünglich kam diese Meldung von dieser Website: Click
>Und da gibts so hübsche Headlines wie America's Running Out Of Supermodels.
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Pancho
28.03.2003, 13:10
@ monopoly
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Oder diesen hier: How You Can Own A Piece Of Iraqi Land |
-->WASHINGTON -- A Super-secret White House initiative promises to take some of the sting out of the coming depression by giving every man, woman and child in America"a piece of Iraq" after we crush Saddam Hussein in the coming war.
Sources confirm that President George W. Bush hit on the plan after polls showed increasing numbers of Americans are beginning to believe that bombing Hussein and his country into oblivion and then sending a U.S. governor to run the place might not be such a good idea.
Details are sketchy. But a source familiar with the plan says Iraq"is going to be divvied up like the cake at a child's birthday party.
"Every American will be deeded a small, postage stamp-sized plot of Iraqi soil as a memento of our victory," the insider confided to reporters in Washington.
"And thousands of Americans, those with the best contacts in Congress and the White House, will get larger, vegetable garden-sized plots.
"If by luck your deeded plot is in the vicinity of an oil well, you and your descendants will rake in a share of profits until the well runs dry.
"Other Americans will receive more conventional spoils of war -- art ob- jects and museum pieces, archaeological relics, precious metals and hard currency, even souvenirs like flags, empty nerve gas canisters, decontaminated an- thrax bottles, and statues of Saddam, which stand on virtually every street corner in the country today and are expected to be coveted items after the war.
"I'd like to have one myself if for no other reason than to smash it to bits with a sledgehammer."
There's one other perk that's sure to be distributed after the war, says the source, but it's highly unlikely anybody in Washington or the military will ever admit it.
"If you want an Iraqi woman, just claim her," the source explains.
Find out what else you can get and more in the new Iraq plan in the current 4/1/03"Newsstand Issue" on sale now!
Quelle: weeklyworldnews
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nasdaq
28.03.2003, 17:02
@ Pancho
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Elvis lebt auch noch... |
-->SADDAM HUEISSAN HAS 2 BIG SECRETS UNDER HIS BELT. THEY ARE ELVIS PRESLEY AND TUPAC SHAKUR. THEY ARE TWO OF HIS MOST FAVORITE ENTERTAINERS AND HE MADE BOTH OF THEM FAKE THEIR DEATH AND NOW HE HAS THEM CAPTIVE IN AN UNKNOWN IRAQI UNDERGROUND PRISON. THEY ARE TO PERFORM FOR HIM EVERYDAY ALL OF THEIR SONGS OR HE WILL KILL THEM. THE UNITED STATES MUST GET IN THERE AND SAVE ELVIS AND 2PAC FROM CERTAIN DEATH AND BRING THESE TWO GREAT ENTERTAINERS BACK WERE THEY BELONG, USA!!!!
>>Aus dem Frama - board
>Ursprünglich kam diese Meldung von dieser Website: Click
>Und da gibts so hübsche Headlines wie America's Running Out Of Supermodels.
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