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Mark Twain: Zitate
"...when you are in politics you are in a wasp’s nest with a short shirt-tail..."
"When politics enter... government, nothing resulting there from in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible."
"In... politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."
"The government of my country snubs honest simplicity, but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or two."
"Right here in this heart and home and fountain-head of lawBin this great factory where are forged those rules that create good order and compel virtue and honesty in the other communities of the land, rascality achieves its highest perfection."
"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."
"History has tried to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of government couldn’t be wise."
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"In my experience, only third-rate intelligence is sent to Legislatures to make laws, because the first-rate article will not leave important private interests go unwatched to go and serve the public."
"Few men of first class ability can afford to let their affairs go to ruin while they fool away their time in Legislatures.... But your chattering, one-horse village lawyer likes it, and your solemn ass from the cow countries, who don't know the Constitution from the Lord's Prayer, enjoys it, and these you always find in the Assembly."
"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can."
"All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity."
"... one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars’ worth of pumpkins in."
"If you are a member of Congress (no offense) and one of your constituents who doesn’t know anything, and does not want to go into the bother of learning something, and has no money, and no employment, and can't earn a living, comes besieging you for help... you throw him on his country. He is his country's child, let his country support him. There is something good and motherly about Washington, the grand old benevolent Asylum for the Helpless."
"Our Congress... In their private life they are true to every obligation of honor; yet in every session they violate them all, and do it without shame.... In private life those men would bitterly resent--and justly--any insinuation that it would not be safe to leave unwatched money within their reach; yet you could not wound their feelings by reminding them that every time they vote ten dollars to the pension appropriation, nine of it is stolen money and they the marauders."
"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."
"I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring in higher prices than any in the world."
"Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time."
"To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman."
"I believe the Prince of Darkness could start a branch hell in the District of Columbia (if he has not already done it), and carry it on unimpeached by the Congress of the United States, even though the Constitution were bristling with articles forbidding hells in this country.... What a rotten, rotten, and unspeakable nasty concern this nest of departments is, with its brainless battalions of Congressional poor-relation-clerks and their book-keeping, pencil-sharpening strumpets."
"No one's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."
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