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Mix-Ansicht- Neues und bisher schwerstes Element entdeckt: Governmentium *gg* - kingsolomon, 24.01.2003, 20:44
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Neues und bisher schwerstes Element entdeckt: Governmentium *gg*
-->A major research institution has recently announced the
discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new
element has been tentatively named"Governmentium." Governmentium has 1
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant
deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons.
These, in turn, are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is
inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with
which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes
one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take
less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 years; it does not
decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time,
since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it.
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