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Mix-Ansicht- noch ein kleiner Bush-Joke:-)... mkT - igelei, 25.02.2003, 21:01
noch ein kleiner Bush-Joke:-)... mkT
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board,
but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says"I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died".
So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says"I am the wife of the former President of the
United States. I am also the most dedicated womanin the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future
President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says" I am the President of
the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics.
And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of
the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy"I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a
good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute".
The boy replies"No problem, there is also a parachute for you.
America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."
MfG
igelei
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