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Mix-Ansicht- Toller Bär!! - mond73, 12.10.2000, 15:55
- Re: Toller Bär!! - JüKü, 12.10.2000, 15:59
- Toller Bär!! - - - Es muss noch betont werden, dass... - Toni, 12.10.2000, 23:24
Re: Toller Bär!!
Nur weil der mond angefangen hat"säusel..."):
Women`s English
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I`m sorry = You`ll be sorry...
We need = I want.
It`s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what ever you want = You`ll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don`t want you to.
I`m not upset = Of course I`m upset, you moron!
You`re so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I`m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you`re going to hate.
I`ll be ready in a minute = I`ll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you`re dead,]
Men`s English
I`m hungry = I`m hungry.
I`m sleepy = I`m sleepy.
I`m tired = I`m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What`s wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What`s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
I`m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let`s have sex now!
I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Let`s talk = I`ll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others.
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