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'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
He made $350 million off the stock market -- in just 2 weeks!


By CHAD KULTGEN

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.

"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."

The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.

"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.

When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession."I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."

In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge"historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.

All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his"time craft."

However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could"fall into the wrong hands."

Officials are quite confident the"time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits,"No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.

Published on: March 19, 2003



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GERMAN AIR FORCE FLEW UFOS IN WW2
Top-secret Nazi program repaired and tested ship after aliens crashed!


By RONALD POREP

INDEPENDENT experts have confirmed that Nazi scientists recovered a UFO that crashed in Germany during World War II -- and attempted to make the alien craft part of the Third Reich's evil war machine!

Evidence of the astounding project, code-named Base 211, was recently uncovered in Germany. And UFOlogists, after examining key fragments of the Nazi space ship, report that the replicated ship is remarkably similar to alien craft stored at the U.S. government's Area 51 UFO-research base.

According to the experts, the flying saucer crashed near the city of Freiberg in 1936. The Nazis retrieved the craft and transported it to a secret facility -- where German scientists repaired it and even tested its energy and propulsion systems.

Hundreds of scientists, politicians and high-ranking German officers were part of Base 211, which used members of the Luftwaffe as test pilots.

Some Allied pilots even reported brief encounters with"foo fighter" flying disks, although the action-hungry aces rarely made official reports.

"No one wanted to be grounded for battle fatigue," says a historian who has seen documentation on Base 211.

He calls the Nazi UFO project"one more example of Adolf Hitler's obsession with supernatural phenomena and other-worldly forces, like the Ark of the Covenant.

"We should probably thank whoever brought this to Hitler's attention," the historian says.

"This was being worked on at the same time that Germany was racing to beat the U.S. in developing the atomic bomb. It took valuable talent away from that project -- which, I believe, is one of the reasons that they lost.

"Thank God they did!"






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• mal was Lustiges.... - No_Fear, 28.03.2003, 16:05
  • Re: mal was Lustiges.... - vladtepes, 28.03.2003, 16:08
    • Re: Leider ist die Story wohl komplett erfunden, so gut sie auch ist. - monopoly, 28.03.2003, 16:25
      • na toll - eine von beiden seiten muss sich doch belegen lassen, oder? - marocki4, 28.03.2003, 16:36
        • ich glaub eher, 1 April rückt näher;-) (owT) - No_Fear, 28.03.2003, 16:58
        • Re: Hier ist das Original - monopoly, 28.03.2003, 17:36