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Ashcroft's gnadenloser Kampf für die Wahrheit
-->Further on the administration's relentless pursuit of truth:
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John Ashcroft is visiting an Elementary School. After 15 minutes speaking he says,"I will now answer any questions you have."
Bobby stands up and says:"Mr. Ashcroft, I have 4 questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin Laden?
4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell rang and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning Mr. Ashcroft said:"I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."
A little girl named Julie stands up and says:"I have 6 questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you invoking the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin Laden?
4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?"
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