- Bush: MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT - Amanito, 01.10.2003, 11:48
- Und der vorige? Und der folgende? Stil versus Struktur (owT) - zani, 01.10.2003, 12:47
Bush: MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
-->>*I attacked and took over two countries.
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>*I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
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>*I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
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>*I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
>any 12-month period.
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>*I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
>market.
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>*I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
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>*I am the first president in US history to enter office with a
>criminal record.
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>*In my first year in office I set the all-time record
for most days on vacation by any president in US history. After
taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the
worst security failure in US history.
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>*I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
by any president in US history.
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>*In my first two years in office I allowed over 2
million Americans to lose their jobs.
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>*I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than
>any other president in US history.
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>*I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
>period.
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>*I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions
>than any president in US history.
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>*I set the record for the fewest press conferences of
any president since the advent of TV.
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>*I signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any other president in US history.
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>*I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and
>refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
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>*I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and
>refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
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>*I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
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>*I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
>simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
>shattering the record for protest against any person in the history
>of mankind
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>*I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
>history.
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>*I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of
>any in US history.
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>*Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
>history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a
>Chevron oil tanker named after her).
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>*I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of
>the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
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>*I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
>market in any country in the history of the world.
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>*I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
>military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
>will of the United Nations and the world community.
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>*I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in
>the history of the United States.
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>*I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
>increases, more than any other president in US history.
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>*I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
>remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
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>*I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
>remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
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>*I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
>congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
>history.
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>*I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
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>*I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
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>*I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
>default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
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>*I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
>election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
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>*I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
>campaign donations. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who
>is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
>bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
>Corporation).
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>*I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in
>US history.
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>*I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
>attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force One)
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>*I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
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>*I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than
>a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
>biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
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>*I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
>people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
>world peace and stability.
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>*I am the first US president in history to have the people of South
>Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor,
>North Korea.
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>*I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government contracts.
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>*I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees
>who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
>bidding for government contracts.
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>*I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans
>than any other president in US history.
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>*In a little over two years I have created the most divided country
>in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the
>civil war.
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>*I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in
>less than two years turned every single economic category heading
>straight down.
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>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
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>*I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
>driving record has been erased and is not available).
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>*I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the
military >during a time of war.
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>*I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about
>drug use.
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>*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited
>away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>view.
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>*All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
>bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
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>*All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I
>served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
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>*Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended
>regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
>public review.

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