Re: Ã-l über den Karakorum Highway nach China? Warum passiert nix?

verfasst von Burning_Heart, 12.11.2004, 18:29

-->Hi

George W Bush:
Saddam, I know you got weapons of mass destruction in your house.

Saddam Hussein:
We don't have any weapons of mass destruction. Come and see for yourself.

Bush:
I don't need to see for myself. I already know you got them weapons of mass destruction, so I'm gonna attack you, and my buddies at the U.N. are gonna say it's okay.

United Nations:
Uh, George, that's most decidedly NOT okay. I think you'd better let us inspect the house first.

Hussein:
Yes, please come in and inspect the house if you like. We have nothing to hide.

Bush:
Who the hell cares what you guys think? Okay, dammit, go inspect the house. See if I care. But you'd better find something juicy. I've got a real hard-on to go attack somebody.

(The U.N. conducts a thorough search of Iraq’s house for several months.)

U.N.:
George, we've searched their house from top to bottom, and we didn't find any weapons of mass destruction or any evidence of weapons of mass destruction whatsoever.

Bush:
I KNOW they've got weapons of mass destruction. I don't gotta prove they've got weapons of mass destruction. THEY gotta prove that they DON'T have weapons of mass destruction. If they can't, then I'll attack them with MY weapons of mass destruction.

U.N.:
But George, we didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.

Bush: (angrily)
I know they got weapons of mass destruction, 'cause my Daddy and his oil friends SOLD 'em the weapons of mass destruction! I wanna invade! I wanna kill! I wanna shoot them and overthrow their government! I gotta make the world safe from terra and from warmongers who threaten their globular neighbors!

Hussein: (pondering the irony of Bush's last statement)
No, actually, you just want to steal our oil.

Donald Rumsfeld: (aside, to Bush)
Tell him this war has nothing to do with oil, literally nothing to do with oil.

Bush:
This war has nothing to do with oil, literally nothing to do with oil.

Donald Rumsfeld: (aside, to Bush)
It's about fighting terrorism, and nuclear weapons of mass destruction.

Bush:
It's about fightin' terra, an' nucyular weapons, uh, weapons of mass distraction.

(Suddenly, North Korea -- represented by a short Oriental man in a red jumpsuit -- enters stage left, behind Bush, jumping wildly and holding two small nuclear missiles, one in each hand.)

North Korea: (dancing around Bush like a psychotic on crack, waving his missiles around)
I HAVE NUKES! LOTS OF NUKES! NUKES AND BIG GUNS! BIG GUNS THAT GO BOOM! LOOK -- I'M AIMING THEM AT MY NEIGHBORS! LOOK -- I PULLED OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL NUCLEAR NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY! LOOK -- I’M PLANNING A NUCLEAR TEST! LOOK AT ME!

Bush:
North Korea, you've got no oil. Shut up.

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Handelt von Peak Oil und ist sehr interressant.

Gruß

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