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Mix-Ansicht- Fundstück - JüKü, 19.01.2001, 14:16
- ;-)))) (owT) - Diogenes, 19.01.2001, 20:22
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EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK...
1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Don't forget that we are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better than one.
9. Speed isn't always an advantage: the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
10. When you are stressed, float a while.
11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
13. Never mind the storm. When you are one with God, there is a rainbow waiting.
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