Interess.Anlagealternativen ;-)

verfasst von Nickelman, 05.03.2007, 21:49

-->“If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

“With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.

“With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.

“If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49 left.

“But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.”

“It's called the 401-keg plan.”

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10 Gebote

1. Du sollst nur an einen Gott glauben, ans Geld
2. Du sollst den Namen der Börsen und deines Bankberaters nicht verunehren
3. Du sollst den Tag der Börseneinführung heiligen...


One Wall Free!
(Einwandfrei!)

Nickelman

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