BUSH / Presidents day? Off topic!......... / Guten Morgen

verfasst von Have Fun! ufi, 20.02.2001, 08:42

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells
him,"You look like Einstein, but you MUST PROVE who you really are."
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks,"Could I have a blackboard
and
some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his
theory
of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed."You really ARE
Einstein!" he says."Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
credentials.
Picasso asks,"Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says,"Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and
sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps."Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he
says."Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches
his head and says,"Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their
identity.
How can you prove yours?" George W. looks bewildered and then says,
"Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says,"Come on in, George."


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• BUSH / Presidents day? Off topic!......... / Guten Morgen - Have Fun! ufi, 20.02.2001, 08:42
  • Re: BUSH / Presidents day? Off topic!......... / Guten Morgen - SchlauFuchs, 20.02.2001, 09:09
  • Moin Allerseits! (owT) - Sascha, 20.02.2001, 09:29
  • Re: In Englisch, so wird das aber nix, mit der Boardkarriere ;-) (owT) - Georg, 21.02.2001, 01:41