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Re: BUSH / Presidents day? Off topic!......... / Guten Morgen
>Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells
>him,"You look like Einstein, but you MUST PROVE who you really are."
>Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks,"Could I have a blackboard
>and
>some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk
>instantly appear.
>Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his
>theory
>of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed."You really ARE
>Einstein!" he says."Welcome to heaven!"
>The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
>credentials.
>Picasso asks,"Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
>Saint Peter says,"Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and
>sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
>Saint Peter claps."Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he
>says."Come on in!"
>Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches
>his head and says,"Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their
>identity.
>How can you prove yours?" George W. looks bewildered and then says,
>"Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
>Saint Peter sighs and says,"Come on in, George."
:-)
Guten Morgen,
das erinnert mich daran, daß ich mal in die Runde fragen wollte, ob jemand noch ein paar markante Texte zum Bildungszustand der Amerikaner im Allgemeinen und George"Dubbelju" Bush im besonderen hat.
ciao!
SchlauFuchs
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