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A

AFAIKAs Far as I Know
AFKAway From Keyboard
AIICAs If I Care
AISIAs I See It
AKAAlso Known As
ANFAWFOSAnd Now a Word From Our Sponsor
ASAPAs Soon As Possible
ASAFPAs Soon As Freakin' Possible
AYFAll Your Fault

B

BAIKBoy Am I Confused
BAKBack At Keyboard
BFBoy Friend
BFNBye For Now
BNFBig Name Fan
BNIBatteries Not Included
BOCBut Of Course
BOFBirds of a Feather (Special Interest Group)
BOSBig Orange Switch (Panic Button)
BOTBack on Topic
BRBBe Right Back
BRSBig Red Switch (Panic Button)
BSBulls*
BSEGBig S* Eating A Grin
BTDTBeen There, Done That
BTFTBeen There, Fixed That
BTFMBeats the Funk out of Me
BTWBy the way
BUGSBloody User Generated Symptoms

C

C&BCrash & Burn
CATCHCome Again? That Can't Help!
CECreative Editing
CIAOGoodbye
COTFLGOHAHACrawling on the Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having a Heart Attack
CSYCan't Stop Yawning
CUCracking Up
CULCatch You Later (Goodbye)
CUL8RSee You Later
CWYLChat With You Later
CYACover Your Ass
CYASee Ya

D

D&CDuck & Cover
DBADoing Business As
DBNDoing Business Not
DIAFYODid I Ask For Your Opinion
DILLIGAFFDo I look Like I give a Flying Figment?
DITUIHIBMSLDid I Tell You I Hate IBMs Lately
DITUILIBMSLDid I Tell You I Love IBMs Lately
DNPMDamn Near P*ed Myself

DUCWICDo You See What I See?
DUCWIMDo You See What I Mean?
DUHWIHDo You Hear What I Hear?

E

E2EGEar to Ear Grin
EODEnd of Discussion
EOLEnd of Lecture
ESADEat S* And Die
ESALEat S* And Live
ETLAEnhanced TLA


F

FAQFrequently Asked Questions
FIGMOForget It, I've Got My Orders
FIINF* if I Know
FITBFill In the Blank
FMFine Magic
FOADF* off and Die
FOAFFriend of a Friend
FOAFOAGFather of a Friend of a Girlfriend
FOAGFather of a Girlfriend
FOTFull of Tripe
FRZFreakin' Religious Zealot
FTASBFaster than a Speeding Bullet
FTLFaster than Light
FUAFrequently Used Acronyms
FUBARFouled Up (!) Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
FUMTUF*ed up More Than Usual
FWIWFor what it's worth
FYEOFor Your Eyes Only
FYAFor Your Action
FYIFor Your Information
FYOFor Your Opinion

G

GASPGo Away, Silly Person!
GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RVVFGrinning, Ducking and Running Very Very Fast
GFGirl Friend
GGNGotta Go Now
GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out
GIWISTGee I Wish I'd Said That
GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike
GOMFGet Outta My Face
GRUITGet Reay yoU Impudent Thing
GTFOOMFGet the F* Out of My Face

H

HANDHave A Nice Day
HHO1/2KHa Ha Only Half Kidding
HHOKHa Ha Only Kidding
HOMPRHang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HTHHope This Helps
HWS(PEST)Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)

I

IACIn Any Case
IAEIn Any Event
IANALI Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... such as CPA
IANALBIPOOTVI Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IARTPFWTSIOWIMI am Repeating this Parrot fashion without the slightest idea of what it Means
IBCInadequate But Cute
IBMInadequate But Marketable
ICURI See You Are
IDGABTTIt Don't Get Any Better Than This
IDGADI Don't Give a Damn
IDGASI Don't Give a S*
IDTSI Don't Think So
IIRCIf I Remember Correctly
IITYWTMWYBMADIf I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKMIf I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss ME?
ILIWTPCTI Love It When the Plan Comes Together
ILSHIBAMFI Laughed so Hard I Broke All my Furniture
IMBOIn My Biased Opinion
IMCOIn My Considered Opinion
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion
IMOIn My Opinion
IMVHOIn My Very Humble Opinion
INPOIn No Particular Order
IOWIn other words
IRLIn Real Life
IUDInsert Usual Disclaimers

J

JKJust Kidding

K

KISSKeep It Simple Stupid
KMAKiss my A*
KWIMKnow What I Mean?

L

L8RLater
LAGNAFLets All Get Naked and Fool Around
LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMFAOLaughing My F* A* Off
LMTTALeave Me the F* Alone
LOLLaughing Out Loud
LTIPLaughing Til I Puke

M

MCBTY(SN)My Computer is Better than Yours (So Nyerrr)
MFGMore Friendly Garbage
MHDC(A)My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MMIFMy Mouth Is Full
MYOBMind Your Own Business

N

NAA!Not Another Acronym!
NBDNo Big Deal
NERDNational Establishment for Real Dorks
NFANo Flaming Allowed
NFWNo F*ing Way
NIMBYNot in My Back Yard
NJTHNot Just Thinking Here
NOMSNot on MY System
NRNNo Reply Necessary
NTLNevertheless
NUNPNo Users, No Problems

O

OATUSOn a Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUSOn a Related Subject
OICOh, I See
ONNAOh No, Not Again
ONNTAOh No, Not This Again
OOSOOMOut of Sight, Out of Mind
OOTCObligatory On-Topic Comment
OTFMOnly the Facts, Mam
OTCOver the Counter
OTOHOn the other hand
OTTOMHOff the Top of My Head
OTTOMHAROOBOff the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
OTWOn the Whole
OWTTEOr Words to that Effect

P

PBKACProblem Between Keyboard and Chair
PFMPure Freaking Magic
PITAPain In The Ass
PMETCPardon Me, etc.
PMYMHMMFSWGADPardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives A Damn
POQP* Off Quickly
POQADCBP* Off Quickly and Don't Come back
POVPoint of View
PPPPetty Pet Peeve
PTMMPlease Tell Me More

R

ROFFNARRolling on the Floor for no Apparent Reason
ROFLRolling on Floor Laughing
ROFLOLRolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLMAORolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLOLBAGRolling on the Floor Laughing Out Loud Busting a Gut
ROFPMLRolling on the Floor P*ing Myself Laughing
ROTBAReality on the Blink Again
RSNReal Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
RTFIRead the Friendly Instructions
RTFMRead the Freakin' manual!
RTFMARead the Manual, Sir!

S

SARSome Assembly Required
SBCNSitting Behind the Computer, Naked
SHMS* Happens, Mate
SICSSitting in Chair Snickering
SIINS* if I Know
SNAFUSituation Normal: All Fouled (!) Up
SITDStill in the dark
SOSignificant Other
SOESilly/Stupid Operator Error
SOLStill Out of Luck (or something thereabouts <g>)
SOPStandard Operational Procedure

T

TANJThere Aint No Justice -- Niven
TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free lunch
TCBTaking Care of Business
TDMATBICPLYThis Doesn't Mean A Thing But It Confuses People Like You
TGALThink Globally, Act Locally
TIAThanks In Advance (also AtDhVaAnNkCsE)
TICTongue in cheek
TINALOThis is Not a Legal Opinion
TINARThis is Not a Recommendation
TINWISThat is Not What I Said
TLAThree Letter Acronym (such as this)
TMTrust Me
TNOTVSThere's Nothing on Television, so...
TPS(S)This Program Sucks, (Severely)
TPTBThe Powers That Be
TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks
TSOHFTotal Sense of Humor Failure
TTBOMKTo the Best of My Knowledge
TTFNTa Ta for Now
TTMTo The Moderator
TTYLTalk To You Later
TTYRSTalk To You Real Soon
TUFDThe User File Died

V

VETLAVery Enhanced TLA

W

WABWhat, Another Bill
WAMKSAMWhy are My Kitties (Kids) Staring at Me
WBWelcome Back
WBSWrite Back Soon
WDYMBTWhat do You Mean by That
WIBAMUWell, I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out with Soap
WTFWhat the F*?
WTGWay To Go
WTHWhat the H*?
WYLABOCTGWTRWould You Like a Bowl of Cream to go with That Remark?
WYLASOMWTCWould You Like a Saucer of Milk with that Comment?
WYSIAWYGWhat You See is Almost What You Get
WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
WYSINWNWYGWhat You See Is No Where Near What You Get
WYSINWYGWhat You See Is NOT What You Get
WYPIWYGWhat You Printed Is What You've Got
WYTYSYDGWhat You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get

Y

YAOTMYet Another Off-Topic Message
YHGASPLYou Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!
YSWUSYea, Sure Whatever You Say!
YMMVYour Mileage may vary
YSSYou Suck Severely
YWSYLSYou win some, you lose some
<ul> ~ Akronyme</ul>