-->"President Bush says his visit to England is going so well, if time permits, he wants to visit the United Kingdom and Great Britain as well." —Jay Leno


"President Bush is also the first U.S. president to spend the night in Buckingham Palace at the request of the royal family. As he was showing the president around, Prince Charles asked President Bush if he wanted to see Big Ben, and Bush said, 'Whoa, I'm from Texas, don't try any of that funny stuff with me.'" —Jay Leno


"As you know President Bush is in Great Britain as we speak. I don't think he has a real good grasp of geography. Like yesterday when he got off the plane, he asked one of his aides 'Did this state vote for me or Al Gore in 2000?'" —Jay Leno


"Last night in London, President Bush had dinner at Buckingham Palace with Queen Elizabeth and the Prince of Wales. Everything was going fine until the president told the Prince of Wales, 'I loved free Willy.'" —Conan O'Brien