Bill Clinton, Alan Greenspan, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out,
"Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Alan Greenspan was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Alan pondered what his old
boss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Alan yelled out,"Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Alan
slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking"I see the pattern here, just scream
out a disaster and hop over the wall."

As the squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grinned and yelled,"Fire!"


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